Alternate Uses for Crayons

Because frankly, they don’t smell good enough to keep in my top drawer.

Like Mr. Sketch.

You can also melt them into fun shapes. Note: this does not make them edible. (Link.)

Witty Church Signs

Pow! Sock! Bam!

Child Prodigies and Musicians

Though admittedly, I’m a little sour that they’re better than I’ll ever be. *tear*

Dancing Birds

Shake your tail feather!

I gotta say, Stompin’ Snowball (below) is still my fave! Sorry Frostie :(

Bacon Flowchart

Ch-yeeah, like I need an excuse. Click for full size. (via Incredimazing.)

Old People, Dirty Jokes

Can I help relieve your pain? (Link.) [NSFW]

World’s Funniest Street Signs

And to think I’ve only stolen boring street signs so far. (Link.)

Funniest signs

Dirty Dancing in the Principal’s Office

This is soo appropriate right now.

‘While My Guitar Gently Weeps’ on Uke?

Yes, please.

One of my fave songs of all time, now on ukelele. Beautiful.

Find your own cliff

(via A Beautiful Revolution blog.)